Pig Jokes

Here are some cute pig jokes that you can share with your friends and family. We do not own these pig jokes nor did we create them. All of the pig jokes are from anonymous sources with no attribution available. They are all kid friendly of course so sharing them is not an issue for anyone of any age! Do you have any cute pig jokes that we should have on our list? Send them to us through our contact form.

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What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hogwash

I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled

What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal

How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances

How do pigs write top-secret messages?
With invisible oink

Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin”

Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine

Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging the food

Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush

What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs

What’s it called when a bunch of pigs competes in athletic games?
The Olympigs

Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment

What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop

What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there”

What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork

Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains

What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig

What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
I’m bacon

What happened when the pigpen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil

What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork

What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Pulled pork

What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon

Where do flying pigs go?
Hogwarts, of course

What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog

What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as?
Frankenswine

How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses

More Pig Jokes……..

What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner

What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal

What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General

What is a pig’s favorite color?
Mahogany

Who is the smartest pig in the world?
Ein- swine

Where to pigs meet up?
The meat market

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pig tail

What did the piglet want from the swine?
A Piggyback ride

Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty?
New Pork City

Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
Porks Illustrated

What do you get when a pig mixes two colors?
Pigment

Why did the farmer call his pig ink?
Because it would always run out of the pen

Why did the farmer make the pigs do the paperwork?
Because it was grunt work

What do you call a trendy pig?
Calvin Swine

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A Pig fell in the mud

Do you want to hear a clean joke?
A pig took a bath

What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to Meat you

What is the difference between a duck and a pig?
One is a pig